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20 May 2012

Time for a laugh..

Comedian Frank Carson, best known for the catchphrases "It's a cracker" and "It's the way I
tell 'em", has died aged 85...     Here are some of his gems

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and
they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it
he reckoned he could stop any time....

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I
pushed her over
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” Blow that" says Mick "have you seen
how many of their owners go blind?"

Not one of his
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room.
Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of
questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, “My mum
has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them.”

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